That's it. I'm dropping out of school. While I was considering getting a nice tent and becoming a hobo, I think I have a better idea to weasel out of all of these Taylor series, Laplace transformations, and manufacturing processes:
I'm going to be a pastry chef instead.
I KNEW that Martha Stewart and I were kindred spirits. It was my favorite show in kindergarten-no lie, ask my mom. My calling in life is to make cutesy things all day long. And hopefully get paid for it.
Sadly, I make...er....manly things all day long. Let's just say that mechanical engineering doesn't allow for a whole lot of femininity in design. {My all-male group wasn't too happy when I designed the upright supports for our pneumatic engine as Eiffel towers} That's OK, I still like my major. It is a close as I can get to making things all day long, even though it isn't always cute. And I am fairly confident that I will actually get paid.
Just consider the engineering labs that I have been in:
- I wanted to add glitter and the color purple to the Nerf football we made in the plastics lab
- When the T.A. asked what applications use sheet metal, I got excited and said "Ooh! Those cute framed magnet boards!"
- For a material science class project, I talked my group into redesigning the cake pan.
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