ATTN: STUDENTS

AND ALL THOSE WHO ARE IN THE BOTTOM TAX BRACKET

in light of recent events, I am creating a pin that (hopefully) you all can wear.

Show your patriotism with this captivating new pin:

Brag to your friends, 

show your support for the federal government,

 and take a stab at the Tea Party, 

all with JUST ONE PIN.

This is an offer you won't want to miss.*

I will be displaying mine proudly on my backpack

in flaming right wing territory @ BYU.

*I take cash or checks.