How do these three occupations support one another? Please read the following morbidly-true-story-conversation to find out how.
Future Engineer:
"I better go and study so I don't make a fatal error someday and blow up hundreds of people--like designing a jet engine out of magnesium. (magnesium is extremely flammable, people) HEY! I'll just send 'em to YOU! (referring to the Future Nurse below...)"
Future Nurse:
"Well looking at my quiz scores today in my nursing classes...I'll probably end up killing all of the wounded passengers instead of saving their lives."
Future Musician:
"And I'll play taps on my trumpet at the passengers' funeral. "
{Silence.}
Future Musician: No, seriously. Please don't study. I need job security.
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HAHA! You always make me laugh Sarah! I love this post! :)
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