LET THEM EAT CAKE

I am so sad that my cake decorating class is finished.

my culminating masterpiece:


This is what I call bait. I swear that men flock whenever food is present. Especially cake.
So I guess I am sad that this class is over on more than one level...


Anyone want to sign up for course 2 with me??

HOW I AM GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD

bi·o·mi·met·ics: noun.
The study of the structure and function of biological systems as models for the design and engineering of materials and machines.

For example, see this gecko?


It sticks to walls with millions of tiny hairs on the bottom of its feet. How do the hairs stick? By the weakest intermolecular force that exists: the london dispersion force.

Amazing.

"Can you imagine duct tape that would never lose its stickiness or a Band-Aid that doesn't leave sticky residue?"

{Courtesy of my materials science textbook by William P. Callister, Jr.}

WHAT I LEARN AT COLLEGE

Today, many dating secrets were revealed to me with an equation presented in my statics class.

(I know what you are thinking-it is not supposed to be statistics. It really is statics. Think physics on steroids.)


NEWTONS LAW OF GRAVITATIONAL ATTRACTION



The above equation describes the gravitational force "F" between two objects
where m₁ and m₂ are two masses, respectively

r is the distance between the masses

and G is a constant.


Therefore, the more obese the couple is, the more the force of their attraction goes up. Just increase the "m" values and watch "F" go up...

AND

This is why long distance relationships never work out. If you increase "r" too much, the force of attraction goes dramatically down because of the inverse square proportionality.

Everything I need to know about dating is in my statics textbook.

Now you know why my social life is a desert.

CHAPTER TWO

Why start at chapter two? I feel like chapter one was my freshman semester.... Sorry, but that train is long gone, and I don't feel like reciting the story here. Basically, I am excited to start over. Don't worry about chapter one. It is all about the here and now.

I'm now officially cutting the ribbon to my new blog and second chapter of my life.

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So here I am at the end of my freshman semester, ready to start up some new classes as a

"smart sophomore"

{A contradictory statement for all those who understand the word's Greek origin}

New friends
New roommates
New apartment
New ward
New job

oh, and NEW HAIRCUT




[inspired by Zooey Deschanel of 500 Days of Summer]


"...how easily she could cut it off and not feel a thing!"