I have filled out so many applications for internships it is overwhelming. I would rather have my toenails removed than repeat my resume once more.
Being a young one, I find it funny when I have to list my skills from my summer job in high school. I worked minimum wage, you doofus. A trained 1st grader could've probably done my job.
Anyways, by this point I can target my inexperienced resume for any professional corporation.
PREVIOUS EMPLOYMENT: Courtesy Clerk. (More commonly known as "Grocery bagger")
Skills:
- Optimally bag groceries in a way that maximizes the volume of the bag.
- Bag groceries with superior speed and agility.
- Manually maneuver a stack of up to 12 shopping carts from the parking lot into the store.
- Exhibit lightning-quick reflexes to catch any falling glass containers while stocking shelves.
- Engineer structurally sound cardboard displays for new shipments of ketchup
Basically, I am superwoman.
Paper or plastic??
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