I DON'T DO PANCAKES

My mother can't make Jell-O

I can't make pancakes.

Life isn't fair.

I mean, for reals.

Exhibit A:

C'mon spatula! Get under there! Think SKINNY...

Exhibit B:

I forgot the formula for the area of a circle as I was pouring batter.

Exhibit C:

Uh.....yeah.

And I forgot to mention the discoloration:

Chocolate milk. Yeah. Bad idea.

Recipe for disaster:

1/2 to 1.5 cups (?) of tap water 

1 Box of Aunt Jemima's Pancake mix 

A dump of Western Family chocolate milk mix

A crappy spatula

And a girl who can't flip a pancake

SHA-ZAM!!

Stay tuned. Tomorrow I am making a labor-intensive Russian soup {Borscht} that I have never tried before so I don't know what it is supposed to taste like.


Anyone want to have dinner with me?